PRAIRIE VOLVOS
By Margi Wilson
I never noticed how many Volvos there are here on
the prairie until my mother gave me hers. Then I
started to see them everywhere - almost as numerous
as the deer. My sister tells me that in Sweden, the
birthplace of Volvos, deer are the number one cause
of automobile accidents so Volvos are solidly built
to take the impact of a deer. That may explain why
Volvos have migrated to the American prairie along
with the white tailed deer.
My friend Sarah and I were glad we had a Volvo
the night the deer ran into us. We had taken a turn
off the highway onto a dark road to get to her house.
Sarah was driving, I was in the back, since the other
seat in the front was full of her stuff.
A few minutes later Sarah was screaming and slamming on the brakes for no apparent reason.
There were no cars in sight. I reached over the back
of the seat and put my hand on her shaky shoulder to
say "it's alright" But at that moment I saw out her
window in the darkness a buck decked with huge
antlers approaching full speed. Sarah, still screaming,
shrank down into her seat as he crashed an
eyelash length from her. We heard glass shatter as
his antlers, bony knees and full body hit the car. We
expected the worst.
A less dirty, I mean, a less sturdy car would have
crumpled at the impact, but the deer just ricocheted
off unhurt and ran into the woods as fast as he had
come. We got out to look at the damage. There was
not even a dent or scratch. The only thing that broke
was the glass on the side view mirror.
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